My step-grandson Jaydon ~ the up to something look….

Isn’t he the cutest boy you have ever seen…

Rupaul & Drag Race Pictures…

Below are 3 pictures. The first one is of Rupaul as Barack & Michele Obama…. I think she looks wonderful.

The second one is from Rupaul’s Drag Race.  I am hoping that Nina Flowers wins the title.

The third on is of Nina Flowers… click here to see her myspace page…

Funny AIG comics at Time.com

To find more comics on Time.com click here….

Bush and Queen Elizabeth ~ Joke

G.W.Bush was very depressed that people were saying he is stupid.
So he calls his good friend Queen Elizabeth, who says: “Now George, what you need to do is to surround yourself with smart people. Let me show you.”
She calls Tony Blair in and asks: “Tony, your parents had a baby. It isn’t your sister and it isn’t your brother. Who is it?”

Tony Blair responds: “It’s me, ma’am.”
“Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir,” says the Queen.

She hangs up and says: “See how that works George?”
“Yes ma’am. Thanks a lot. I’ll definitely be using that!”

So, upon returning to Washington, G.W. calls Dick Cheney and says: “Dick, your parents had a baby. It isn’t your sister and it isn’t your brother. Who is it?”
And Cheney says, “Wow, let me think about it and I’ll get back to you.”

So Cheney calls Colin Powell and says: “Colin, your parents had a baby. It isn’t your sister and it isn’t your brother. Who is it?” And Colin Powell says, “It’s me, of course!”

So Cheney calls Bush and says: ” I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It’s Colin Powell.”
And Bush says: “No, you idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”

Aqua Massage machine

For several weeks now I have been going to the chiropractor; and part of my therapy is to use the Aqua Massage machine. This machine is a wonderful way to help relieve stress and muscle/back problems. Below is a picture and a description  of this wonderful devise.

Aqua Massage
The Aqua Massage unit is a dry, water massage therapy. A waterproof membrane separates you from the water. It uses heated water that is directed by high pressure jets to relieve pain, stiffness and reduce stress. The Aqua-massage enhances your progress from Myofascial therapy and is typically used after a treatment.

Aqua-massage & Chiropractic Center

iPhone cupcakes

I would love to have these on my birthday.

Yet another good license plate.

Too bad someone else got this plate. I would have gotten it out of spite.

The “Potatoe” Claims Another Conservative

This is an old joke but still funny..

From the Angry Liberal website: http://www.theangryliberal.com/jokes.htm

The “Potatoe” Claims Another Conservative

Ex-Governor Bush Called Former President Clinton one afternoon.

“Hello, Bill? It’s Dubya. Say, I’ve been meanin’ ta ask ya sumthin’. How did you do so well with the ladies when you were president?”

“I’ll tell ya, George. The trick is to dazzle them with charm and intelligent conversation.”

“Yeah, but what can I do?” asked Bush.

Clinton paused. “Well, George, if all else fails, try puttin’ a potato down your pants. That works every time.”

The next week, Bush called Clinton again.

“Bill? Dubya. Laura was in Crawford over the weekend and I got to go stag to the embassy ball.

I tried the potato trick, but all the ladies kept their distance.”

“I know, I saw the ball on C-SPAN,” laughed Clinton. “Next time, try puttin’ the potato down the front of your pants.”

Cute hamburger cupcakes!

my step-grandson @ toysrus

Jaydon had so much fun riding the winnie the pooh airplane. I can’t wait to take him again.

The Simpsons have finally gone HiDef…

Better than a Flu Shot!

The church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her
quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cute
glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water
floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
‘Miss Beatrice’, he said, ‘I wonder if you would tell me about this?’ Pointing to the bowl.

‘Oh, yes,’ she replied, ‘isn’t it wonderful? I was walking through The Park
a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions
said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread
of disease….Do you know I haven’t had the flu All winter.’

– this was sent to me by a good friend that has a wonderful sense of humor.

Me wearing an Amish hat.

Just me acting silly at a store in Amish country..

Lost in the Translation~ Joke

On a visit to France, George W. Bush and French President Jacques Chirac are having lunch in a fine local restauraunt. After being seated and presented with menus, an attractive young waitress approaches the table.

“And what can I get for you gentlemen?” asks the waitress.

Bush looks up from his menu and smiles politely. “Hey, honey, how ’bout a quickie?”

Shocked, the waitress slaps Bush and storms off.

After the waitress disappears from sight, Chirac leans over to Bush. In a low voice, he says:

“I think you mean ‘quiche,’ Mr. President.”

Find  more  joke at: http://www.theangryliberal.com/jokes.htm

Shoe House in York,PA

This is a picture of the shoe house in York,PA

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