Bush Jigsaw puzzle~ Joke
Bush calls Cheney because he is so proud of having finished a jigsaw puzzle.
“Hey, Dick”, says Bush, “I am so proud because the box this puzzle came in says 5 to 8 years on the side and I finished it in just under 6 months.”
Cheney sighs and says, “You are indeed a genius, George.”
Bush says, “Hey, Dick, I’m having trouble with my new puzzle, though, can you help me?”
Cheney says, “Sure, George, what’s your problem.”
Bush says, “Well, none of the pieces fit together in any way. I didn’t have this problem with the other puzzle.”
Cheney says, “Well, look on the cover of the puzzle box and tell me what kind of picture you see – that should give you a hint.”
Bush says, “All I see is a picture of a really big rooster.”
Cheney thinks for a minute and says “George, put all the cornflakes back in the box …”



